do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
Yes. And sometimes “no.This is far too much potential. I don’t want my boobs to outshine me.”
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
Do… Girls really worry about this?
I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted
setting Rose loose
remember that fic where sherlock raced through a crowd of people screaming at them to move and then ripped through a bonfire in order to bodily drag john out of it and then cupped his face and looked down at him like he was the most precious thing in the worl-
"Why do all the script pages have this funny little squiggle on them? What is Ay-Oh-Three?"
I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do
kind of a bad example considering she only has dragons because of a teen pregnancy